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EPS - jock(It all starts when Mason was walking somewhere in town of Engledam Hill. All of a sudden, Mason sees a bunch of nerd looking geeks run straightly and terrifyingly out of a comic store. Then he sees a huge, fit guy walking outside.)
Jock: AND DON'T COME BACK, OR I'LL **** YOU!!!
(Mason walks up to Jock)
Mason: Woah, man. You've got to be the most brutal bully I've ever seen!
Jock: Oh, I'm no bully. I'm a jock, an athletic jock.
(Mason sees the beaten nerds on the ground, behind the jock)
Mason: Oh...uhh I had no idea jocks encouraged whole sale beatings on nerds.
Jock: Oh, these? These are just practice dummies.
Mason: Well, they are amazingly life like.
Jock: Yes, well, they were life like in a way. (laughs) It's all in a days work for a "jock."
(Mason just stands there)
Mason: Uhh...oh, OH, YOU ARE! YOU'RE AN ATHLETE AND A JOCK!
Jock: Very good.
Mason: Aww, man. You'd be d
EP - Mason S. RhylesIt all began when Prom started. I was not the one who made all that trouble. I was blamed on it all, anyways. My name is Mason Steven Rhyles and this is my story.
I was in High School, helping work on the Prom. I was volunteered to set up the streamers up on the second floor's bleachers, so I set my stuff on a bleacher and begun to work. After the work was done, I grabbed my stuff (which smelled like leaves for some reason) and headed to a tux store, since I didn't grab one yet. Still, I couldn't believe it took me for like two whole hours to purchase one.
It was Prom night, and I was so excited to bring Miranda there because it was our first dance together. An hour later, and it was the best time of my life, well...the best moments of my life. All the trouble began when the smoke began to go around the gym, but it . . . it felt so relaxing. Everyone who was there began to notice the smok
Stuck The car sputtered and shook as it came to an almost silent stop. The engine had gone silent as the horn beeped loudly through the dark night. The orange gas light blinked mockingly at the woman behind the wheel. It was making fun of her; she knew it was making fun of her. Grabbing the black cellular phone on the passenger seat, she looked at it with full intention of calling somebody to come help her.
“Oh, what the hell?!”
The “no service” sign was mocking her at the same exact time. The horn beeped loudly as she slammed her head against it once again. The day was out to get her in general. She had arrived at all her classes late, and her son was sick with the flu. The babysitter was able to watch him as she went to her late night classes. Giving a heavy sigh, she lifted her head off the wheel to look out the window. Drops of water pooled on the windshield as rain started to fall in a pitter-patter pattern. She didn’t quite understand the message th
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